Motogull
Todd Warrior
- Sep 16, 2005
- 9,990
Yup. And still taking the piss out of everyone and everything. You just know he's smugly chuckling away to himself about this.
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[Politics] Tory meltdown finally arrived [was: incoming]...
- Thread starter TomandJerry
- Start date
Got it's getting worse on here. What a load of bollox.
Are you sure George Osborne had sex with a drunk 16 year old or are you a Sun reporter?
No we don't. What we know is that Osborne, like Johnson and Cameron, was a fully paid up members of the Bullingdon Club. Whilst this is reprehensible enough because members habitually behaved atrociously for their own hedonistic pleasure, much of the rest of his background has been well covered over.....
Ah uhm, who paid for my private jets? Woo! Good question. Uhm, gosh! Ya stumped me!
I can’t remember but it would have been legit, I do know that. Definitely.
www.theguardian.com
These poor memories that Tory leaders seem to have really are quite concerning. Have they been tested for Alzheimer’s?
I can’t remember but it would have been legit, I do know that. Definitely.
Rishi Sunak changes declaration again over private jet travel expenses
Questions continue to be raised about £38,500 for travel to Tory events, now declared to be from millionaire Akhil Tripathi
www.theguardian.com
These poor memories that Tory leaders seem to have really are quite concerning. Have they been tested for Alzheimer’s?
Ludensian Gull
Well-known member
He wants locking up in a prison cell until he does remember it .
Nobby
Well-known member
- Sep 29, 2007
- 2,651
Maybe a flooded one with the water level rising slowly?
And ceiling spikes slowly descending.
Nobby
Well-known member
- Sep 29, 2007
- 2,651
Might be a bit too quick that
I can't quite put my finger on why this is dodging.
On the face of it we all recognise the dilemma.
- Jul 10, 2003
- 26,186
Let's face it. Once the independent enquiries started and actual facts started to come out, the current cabal were hardly going to turn it around where they ?
Despite the ever desperate hopes of one or two on this thread
Despite the ever desperate hopes of one or two on this thread
The government have found Johnsons PIN!
What's the betting that the phone now mysteriously gets lost in transit from his lawyers?
Boris Johnson's old phone could soon be accessed by Covid inquiry
The former PM was not sure about the passcode, delaying access to his WhatsApps sent before May 2021.
www.bbc.co.uk
What's the betting that the phone now mysteriously gets lost in transit from his lawyers?
Motogull
Todd Warrior
- Sep 16, 2005
- 9,990
Ha ha. Someone's grassed on him.The government have found Johnsons PIN!
Boris Johnson's old phone could soon be accessed by Covid inquiry
The former PM was not sure about the passcode, delaying access to his WhatsApps sent before May 2021.www.bbc.co.uk
What's the betting that the phone now mysteriously gets lost in transit from his lawyers?
His lawyers will be major league so that sort of outcome is not possible.
"The pin code for our admissible evidence is inadmissible evidence, therefore any of the admissible evidence accessed through this inadmissible evidence is itself inadmissible evidence
Obviously, our client is happy to cooperate with the submission of any admissable evidence in the event that he remembers the admissable code to access it, but in the meantime the inaccessible admissable evidence is inadmissible while only accessible via an inadmissible code".
I suspect they’ll hand the phone over to Mr Johnson in order for him to hand it to the inquiry and then……
“The days and weeks after the birth of a child can be somewhat bewildering and difficult littered with memory loss and involuntary actions. I was walking across London bridge and reached into my pocket for my regular phone which was ringing but instead clasped hold of my old mobile which I was in the process of delivering to the inquiry. The shock of withdrawing the wrong handset from my pocket caused me to involuntarily fling my old mobile off the bridge and into the Thames, never to be found again. But all is not lost, I can recall most of the messages I sent on WhatsApp and will endeavour to write them on a notepad which I shall then swiftly deliver to the inquiry.”
TomandJerry
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- Oct 1, 2013
- 11,846
- Thread starter
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Rishi Sunak will force universities to limit the number of students taking “low-value” degrees in England, a measure which is most likely to hit working class and black, Asian and minority ethnic applicants.
Courses will be capped that do not have a high proportion of graduates getting a professional job, going into postgraduate study or starting a business, the prime minister will announce on Monday.
Courses will be capped that do not have a high proportion of graduates getting a professional job, going into postgraduate study or starting a business, the prime minister will announce on Monday.
They couldn't ask "date of your child's birth" - he probably can't remember that many birthdays!
Without doubt it is 0000. Or 1234.The government have found Johnsons PIN!
Boris Johnson's old phone could soon be accessed by Covid inquiry
The former PM was not sure about the passcode, delaying access to his WhatsApps sent before May 2021.www.bbc.co.uk
What's the betting that the phone now mysteriously gets lost in transit from his lawyers?