Putting a Dart Board up. [Merged]

[Bakesy]

Just stand it on the window sill, and chuck the darts as hard as you can.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I bet he's got a picture of Magoo on the dartboard

yeh..............upside down

 

[Bakesy]

yeh..............upside down

And on the back.

 

[Lander]

Is it up yet Kev?

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Is it up yet Kev?

The dartboard, Kevin.

 

[Trigger]

Is it up yet Kev?

This is not the time to be talking about Kev's erections, there is a serious matter of him trying to get a dartboard on the wall you know.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

This is not the time to be talking about Kev's erections, there is a serious matter of him trying to get a dartboard on the wall you know.

You're a bit late Trig.

 

[Trigger]

You're a bit late Trig.

Your missus said that to me too earlier...

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

 

[Lander]

This is not the time to be talking about Kev's erections, there is a serious matter of him trying to get a dartboard on the wall you know.

I'll save that question for later then

 

[Lankyseagull]

the 20 goes at the top

Not if it's a Manchester Log end board.

 

[Easy 10]

Re: Putting a Dart Board up.

Me and my family have just spent two hours trying to put the Dart Board up, bloody frustrating.

Has anyone else put up a dart-board and got frustrated?

2 HOURS ??

I cannot see what the problem could be. Presumably the dartboard is in some kind of cupboard ? There's usually a couple of brackets at the top for you to put the screws through. Line up the brackets at the required height, pencil in some markings on the wall, then drill a couple of holes, insert wallplugs, put screws through bracket into wallplugs, engage screwdriver and screw clockwise until you can only see the heads of the screws. This should now mean the cupboard is fastened to the wall. Step back, and if the dartboard cupboard and dartboard appears to be "stuck" to the wall, then this means you have succesfully put up the dartboard. You should now play darts.

 

[Gazwag]

When you get out of bed in a couple of hours get on your bike and go down your local builders merchants and pick up a tube of gripfill. You will need a sealant gun as well, make sure you buy the right sized gun.

Then cycle home again and spread gripfill evenly on the reverse of the date board (that's the side without the numbers on or with the target on if its one of those dartboards).

Place said dartboard on wall, ensuring number 20 is at the top and number 3 at the bottom and hold for 10 minutes. Leave for a few hours to dry and then you can play darts with mummy and daddy.

Failing that take turns holding the dartboard, its a good idea to hold it in front of the face though

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I'll save that question for later then

Better still, just google 'Kevin's erection' !

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Worked it out yet?

 

[Artois]

Me and my family

My family and I

 

[Bozza]

My family and I

...are trying to put up a dartboard too?

 

[Hannibal smith]

Is this so difficult because of the soft walls and the fact the staff wont let you have anything other than a plastic hammer?

Incidently, the landlord in my local pub put his new dartboard up last week. It took him less time than it did for me to buy a round of drinks - and its not the busiest of pubs either.

 

[readingstockport]

I don't understand. Why is it that you are always picking on poor Kev, all he was doing was asking for some advice and help

 

[Braders]

right , firstly Kev have you taken it out the box yet

if not that'll be the problem mate