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TURD

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Jul 11, 2003
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Looks like you never flush, I'm going to like it here. How long have you logs been floating round the bowl?
 






TURD

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Soton Seagull said:
Nice spelling you have 'HEAR'!

you must realy like me, I bet you would like to pick me up and chew on my ends.
 








TURD

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DTES said:
Place your bets people:

Turd = FG/Ernie/Watford O/Looney/Pompey Chime/other...

skid mark me down for a couple of Corn dogs on all the above.
 


tinx

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Jul 6, 2003
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It's like Clark Kent and superman, you never see two of them posting at the same time.
 






Icy Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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School holidays already:shootself
 










TURD

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Jul 11, 2003
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Originally pinched of by SPAMMY Seagull
You're fulla shit

Thanks. Good to see you have logged on. Must have been a bit of a squeeze.
 






DTES

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Jul 7, 2003
6,022
London
Such toilet humour. It isn't appreciated. Especially by women. You'll probably get dumped for this kind of thread.

(Coat was on before started typing. In taxi now)
 


TURD

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Jul 11, 2003
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I just hope you remember to wipe your mouth after you visit the toilet, for the sake of your health.
 




TURD

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Jul 11, 2003
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"I looked straight across to Graham Turner and their whole bench was in tears."

That must have been quite a strain. Must have left quite a pile as well.
 




JEM

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Jul 5, 2003
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Bevendean
I can see where you're coming from. buttcracking these sort of jokes will mark you down as a flash in the pan.
 


TURD

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Jul 11, 2003
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I haven't seen you here before, did you sink round the U bend?
 


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