hello

[Italiaseagull]

Hello I've been out all night drinking, it's saturday tofday isn't it, start of the new football season, and the mighty
Brighton & Hobvem albion play them cheating scummers form Reading (it's a shitty ole part of Wiltshire/Berkshire wherever who gives a toss, it's a crP town)

I just spent 100 on a strup clib NAand I didn't weven get a lap dance, discragful! Up the Hove I hope Stevei Coppel dies of that ole VD disease he's got fubin Palace Sodomist!

P.S Paul Hogan rules!

 

[The Large One]

What, precisely, have you been drinking? Toilet Duck? Weapons-grade diesel?

That is one quality post...

 

[Trigger]

I just spent 100 on a strup clib NAand I didn't weven get a lap dance, discragful!

No, you text me instead you clown!

 

[Italiaseagull]

Re: Re: hello

No, you text me instead you clown!

When did I do that? YHere there was some fat old birdm out tonight, she wasd try9imng to get my mate Jamie t0 knob her, I so I called her a fat cow asnd she pissed off.

 

[Safeway]

Good to hear from you, STEVEN.

 

[Italiaseagull]

Nobody uses tghe word sodomy enough, I want theat word used at the end off every sentanc e IE GDSay me old mucker how are you roindg Sodomist?

 

[Kryten]

how are your sideburns??

 

[Italiaseagull]

how are your sideburns??

Ay they are fully sick bro!

 

[John Dorian]

Hello I've been out all night drinking, it's saturday tofday isn't it, start of the new football season, and the mighty
Brighton & Hobvem albion play them cheating scummers form Reading (it's a shitty ole part of Wiltshire/Berkshire wherever who gives a toss, it's a crP town)

I just spent 100 on a strup clib NAand I didn't weven get a lap dance, discragful! Up the Hove I hope Stevei Coppel dies of that ole VD disease he's got fubin Palace Sodomist!

P.S Paul Hogan rules!

absolutely brilliant post. wacky bastard ....

 

[the full harris]

if this thread had been posted by fatboy, people would be WHINGING.

 

[Locky]

This thread is just Quality

 

[Strike]

Not very often we get drunk people on this board.

 

[Safeway]

if this thread had been posted by fatboy, people would be WHINGING.

The difference is, this isn't a regular occurance from Italia. He makes posts like this extremely rarely, whereas NSC is guaranteed at least one thread from the goon squad a week.

:dance:

 

[the full harris]

The difference is, this isn't a regular occurance from Italia. He makes posts like this extremely rarely, whereas NSC is guaranteed at least one thread from the goon squad a week.

:dance:

goon squad?

who is in that exactly?

 

[fatboy]

Safeway is in the goon squad. Safeway is a wind up merchant.

Him and his fellow LIZARDS have their names printed on the back of their LIZARD shirts.

Hypocrisy Valder.

 

[SussexSpur]

Brighton and Hobvern Albion.

I like it - please let it catch on!

 

[Yoda]

Ciao Italiaseagull, Come stai?

 

[MRRF 10]

hello Italia

 

[Chesney Christ]

"I'm drunk and to prove the point I deliberately spell badly"

NONSENSE.

I am currently as pissed as a goose-witch but my spelling is PERFECT, which is a fair achievement given that I am as THICK AS PIG SHIT.

 

[Strike]

Hiliraous two drunk posters. Fact is Being drunk can affect you in different ways. So thats why Italias spelling is awful, and yours is good.