[Albion] Darío Osorio

[Super Steve Earle]

Is that what James Ward-Prowse is good at?

He's a dab hand at playing opposition forwards onside

 

[Bakero]

To the tune of Victoria by the Kinks.

Osoooooorio,
Osoooooorio,
Osorio, Osorio

Repeat x 10

We may even be able to get everyone to remember the words.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Long term Trossard replacement would make sense! 12-18 months and we might have a player worth triple what we pay now on our hands ready to step in. Sarmiento seems more like the player for the other wing?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Daz O So Rio and he dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
And when he shines, he really shows you all he can
O So Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande

Carrying on my Duranx2 theme

To Notorious

Oh-Oh-Osorio (ah)
Oh-Oh Osorio

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Wet Wet Wet - Love is all around

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
The player we want to see
Is Daz Osorio
He's faster than the wind
He's certainly not slow
So if you really love flair
Come on and let him show






what?

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Daz O So Rio and he dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
And when he shines, he really shows you all he can
O So Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande

tweaked a bit

Daz O So Rio has us dancing in the stands
Just like that river twisting through this Sussex land
And when he scores he really shows you all he can
O So Rio, Rio make us dance in the North Stand

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

tweaked a bit

Daz O So Rio has us dancing in the stands
Just like that river twisting through this Sussex land
And when he shines, he really shows you all he can
O So Rio, Rio make us dance in the North Stand

Lovely stuff.

 

[Wellesley]

tweaked a bit

Daz O So Rio has us dancing in the stands
Just like that river twisting through this Sussex land
And when he shines, he really shows you all he can
O So Rio, Rio make us dance in the North Stand

Scores instead of shines?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

In tribute to his name being Dario Esteban Osorio Osorio
The Beautiful South - Rotterdam

"And i had to use Wiki
Find stuff to make this song about
I hear he's from Chile
Don't really know it, so I have some doubts.

But then I saw his full name
That's a mistake for sure?
There seems to be duplication
Admin on the site is poor

His name is Dario, Esteban
Osorio not once
But Osorio Osorio
Osorio twice the fun
Osorio twice the fun

 

[GT49er]

Wet Wet Wet - Love is all around

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
The player we want to see
Is Daz Osorio
He's faster than the wind
He's certainly not slow
So if you really love flair
Come on and let him show.

I'd stick with basing it on the original version, not the Wet Wet Wet Wet one (hopefully not mentioned on the 'Cover versions that smash the originals' thread!).

 

[Bakero]

In tribute to his name being Dario Esteban Osorio Osorio
The Beautiful South - Rotterdam

"And i had to use Wiki
Find stuff to make this song about
I hear he's from Chile
Don't really know it. So I'm starting to have doubts.

But then I saw his full name
That's a mistake for sure?
There seems to be duplication here
The admin on the site is poor

His name is Dario, Esteban
Osorio not once
But Osorio Osorio
Osorio twice the fun
Osorio twice the fun

The repeated surname thing happens when both parents have the same one. It happens in quite a few small, close-knit villages in Spain.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The repeated surname thing happens when both parents have the same one. It happens in quite a few small, close-knit villages in Spain.

That's two long to fit in the verse.

Can you condense that to 7 syllables?

 

[GT49er]

There was a young man called Osorio
Whose second name was also Osorio
'Cos his Mum and his Dad
Both the same name they had
The repeated surname thing happens when both parents have the same one. It happens in quite a few small, close-knit villages in Spain-oh.


(Copyright; There was a young man from Japan ....................).

 

[Bakero]

There was a young man called Rosario
Whose second name was also Rosario
'Cos his Mum and his Dad
Both the same name they had
The repeated surname thing happens when both parents have the same one. It happens in quite a few small, close-knit villages in Spain-oh.


(Copyright; There was a young man from Japan ....................).

Is Rosario the new Vincente?

 

[Bakero]

That's two long to fit in the verse.

Can you condense that to 7 syllables?

Like a Norfolk family.

 

[GT49er]

Is Rosario the new Vincente?

No. Poetic licence.





(Actually a mistake, now corrected! )

 

[albionfan37]

Posh spice is a slapper
She’s made a few pornos
And when she’s shagging beckham
She thinks of osorio

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Low quality post, but can I add that I hate Ward-Prowse?

Well thank you! I love you too!

And I don’t like Ward-Prowse either.

 

[darkwolf666]

Absolutely the same thing. Also nicked by Elvis for "It's Now Or Never".

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I still can’t get my head round the fact no-one has sued Dvorak for pinching the music from the Hovis ad for his New World Symphony!

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Well thank you! I love you too!

And I don’t like Ward-Prowse either.

Lol, I meant my post was low quality!