'Butt why?'

[Munkfish]

I have just got in from work and iam still mad at the conversation i heard at work today so i thought id share it with you all!

I walked into the staff room just in time to here a conversation started about last nights game and Zidanes headbutt, There was about 5 people sat around the table just laughting and saying what did he think he was doing blah blah blah then some fat chris mole cuntalike pops up with well it wasnt as bad as Rooneys Stamp was it (f***ing wanker) so instantly iv jumped in the converstion and politley said im going to have to disagree with you there but he would not give up so in the end i just told the fat bastard to shut up beacuse he didnt have a f***ing clue what he was talking about

Bloody tosser sorry for the rant but the point of the story is why the f*** do people when it is England think they have a opinion on football this man knew f*** all and it just really wanks me off that people think just beacuse its the world cup they are now experts! he was also the bloke after the sweden game wasnt pleased not becasue of the result and the fact we went threw top but because we havnt beaten Sweden in 68 years

And the moral of the story is never listen to a fat man with a beard unless he supports the albion

 

[bhaexpress]

IAnd the moral of the story is never listen to a fat man with a beard

Thank God I've shaved mine off

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

And the moral of the story is never listen to a fat man with a beard

 

[Les Biehn]

And the moral of the story is never listen to a fat man with a beard unless he supports the albion

I haven't even got pubes
Wait a minute...

 

[The Large One]

And the moral of the story is never listen to a fat man with a beard unless he supports the albion

Oooo! The words skating, ice and thin were coming to mind there.

 

[Munkfish]

i dont see why?

 

[Billy the Fish]

Cripes, a few fat beardos have just outed themselves on this thread. Schoolboy error I think

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Bloody tosser sorry for the rant but the point of the story is why the f*** do people when it is England think they have a opinion on football this man knew f*** all and it just really wanks me off that people think just beacuse its the world cup they are now experts! he was also the bloke after the sweden game wasnt pleased not becasue of the result and the fact we went threw top but because we havnt beaten Sweden in 68 years

I know this isn't an English exam or anything like that, but there are times when using some punctuation really does make sentences easier to read

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Yes, I had a similar documented (on nsc) exchange myself. I was told to be more understanding and tolerant by the good people of NSC.

f*** that I said, the blokes a c***.

And, oddly enough he was chubby and had a stupid beard.

 

[Munkfish]

Re: Re: 'Butt why?'

I know this isn't an English exam or anything like that, but there are times when using some punctuation really does make sentences easier to read

is it because your fat and have a beard

 

[looney]

I have just got in from work and iam still mad at the conversation i heard at work today so i thought id share it with you all!

I walked into the staff room just in time to here a conversation started about last nights game and Zidanes headbutt, There was about 5 people sat around the table just laughting and saying what did he think he was doing blah blah blah then some fat chris mole cuntalike pops up with well it wasnt as bad as Rooneys Stamp was it (f***ing wanker) so instantly iv jumped in the converstion and politley said im going to have to disagree with you there but he would not give up so in the end i just told the fat bastard to shut up beacuse he didnt have a f***ing clue what he was talking about

Bloody tosser sorry for the rant but the point of the story is why the f*** do people when it is England think they have a opinion on football this man knew f*** all and it just really wanks me off that people think just beacuse its the world cup they are now experts! he was also the bloke after the sweden game wasnt pleased not becasue of the result and the fact we went threw top but because we havnt beaten Sweden in 68 years

And the moral of the story is never listen to a fat man with a beard unless he supports the albion

You told him to shut up? My what wonderfull social skills you have bet you have a wonderful working relationship with your co workers.

 

[ali jenkins]

Re: Re: 'Butt why?'

You told him to shut up? My what wonderfull social skills you have bet you have a wonderful working relationship with your co workers.

i would have done the same thing!

 

[Munkfish]

So looney what would you have done? nothing proberly unless he was black or gay

 

[looney]

I wouldn't have told him to shut up especially in front of a group of work colleages.

How long have you worked there?

 

[looney]

If he was black I would have marched him ofto the immigration office by the scruff of his neck, if he was gay I would have rang Les bein and watched as Les came round and bummed him.

If he was black and gay, hmmmmmmmmmm now theres a dilemma.

 

[Munkfish]

2years i backed up my reasons why and he did he smells a bit aswell

 

[Munkfish]

If he was black I would have marched him ofto the immigration office by the scruff of his neck, if he was gay I would have rang Les bein and watched as Les came round and bummed him.

If he was black and gay, hmmmmmmmmmm now theres a dilemma.

Why would you watch les bum him surley thats a bit gay in itself

 

[Woodchip]

You could always do a bull impression into his chest, then when he's on the floor stamp on his nuts. Followed by a quick comment along the lines of "Well, now you have experience, which one smarts more?!?!"

 

[Munkfish]

You could always do a bull impression into his chest, then when he's on the floor stamp on his nuts. Followed by a quick comment along the lines of "Well, now you have experience, which one smarts more?!?!"

A fine suggestion

 

[looney]

Whiffy co workers, now thers a dilemma.

If he hums to bad then report him, how long has fat and stinky worked there?

You must be doing wonders for his self esteem.


A good thread topic would be whats the grossest thing youve seen a fatty do at work?