Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

If you take out 'every word' you may be right.

Oh bravo, very good mate!

 

[acrossthepond]

There seems to be a lot of people on here at the moment who are bothered by what I post. Not sure why they get themselves so worked up.

How shall we f*** off, Oh lord?

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[Hiney]

 

[Easy 10]

I would say the only 9.5 there is possibly the one in the middle with the blue flipflops. But even then, I'm being generous.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I would say the only 9.5 there is possibly the one in the middle with the blue flipflops. But even then, I'm being generous.

Give her a year

 

[wehatepalace]

It's turned into one of the greatest binfests so far this year
Keep up the good work everyone
Oh and Penguin you really shouldn't of mentioned Hineys wife. Bang out of order. If you felt he insulted you go through the proper channels and complain

 

[itszamora]

It's turned into one of the greatest binfests so far this year
Keep up the good work everyone
Oh and Penguin you really shouldn't of mentioned Hineys wife. Bang out of order. If you felt he insulted you go through the proper channels and complain

Don't worry, I expect Bozza will be served with the legal papers within the hour.

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Just try and make the bird laugh then you are halfway there !!

 

[bright1064]

Wow this really has turned out to be a great hell of a BINFEST!!

 

[Lady Buck]

sooo pengoon, have you actualy slept/ had a shag with a WOMAN?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Try this chat uo line Les, i used it all the time

Walk up to her and say

" Did you know what happened to the 10 ton Polar Bear ? "

She says no

" Nor do I but I thought it might break the Ice ".

BINGO.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

OMG..... this is probably the worst thread I have read on NSC... GROW UP THE LOT OF YOU!!!!!

First of all only teenagers and kids ask girls out because they always set their sights to high. By the age of twenty you have worked out the theory of mutual attraction and asking out is no longer needed. If you are still resorting to asking out you are most of the time going to end of feeling embrarrassed or stuck with someone who might be ok for a one-night stand but is probably as desperate as you. Of course you may end up with the RIGHT ONE but if so you got there the long way round. Mutual attraction would have worked just as well.

Second.. what's all this rubbish with the piccies.... a pathetic attempt to turn this thread into a 'long' therefore 'classic' thread. Pathetic!

Thirdly - Hiney mate how does he know your wife's name. What on earth were you thinking when sharing such information up here? DP you really are a sad indidividual.....yes there are lot sof immature geeks on here who resort to inflammatory message. I didn't think you were one of them. Being mature is knowing the difference between something funny and inflammatory and one that is downright insulting.

..... and breathe....

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Brilliant thread. Well done everyone. Fine picture from Bumlick too

 

[Dandyman]

Surely this can reach to at least 13 pages...

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

QUOTE=Stumpy Tim;2382694]Brilliant thread. Well done everyone. Fine picture from Bumlick too

[/QUOTE]

:thud:

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Surely this can reach to at least 13 pages...

It will do if we speculate about it enough!

 

[Mendoza]

The bell has rung, the second days play is due to begin. Good conditions for swing bowling

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

OMG..... this is probably the worst thread I have read on NSC... GROW UP THE LOT OF YOU!!!!!

First of all only teenagers and kids ask girls out because they always set their sights to high. By the age of twenty you have worked out the theory of mutual attraction and asking out is no longer needed. If you are still resorting to asking out you are most of the time going to end of feeling embrarrassed or stuck with someone who might be ok for a one-night stand but is probably as desperate as you. Of course you may end up with the RIGHT ONE but if so you got there the long way round. Mutual attraction would have worked just as well.

Second.. what's all this rubbish with the piccies.... a pathetic attempt to turn this thread into a 'long' therefore 'classic' thread. Pathetic!

Thirdly - Hiney mate how does he know your wife's name. What on earth were you thinking when sharing such information up here? DP you really are a sad indidividual.....yes there are lot sof immature geeks on here who resort to inflammatory message. I didn't think you were one of them. Being mature is knowing the difference between something funny and inflammatory and one that is downright insulting.

..... and breathe....

This post has ensured another 20 pages at least

 

[Mendoza]

OMG..... this is probably the worst thread I have read on NSC... GROW UP THE LOT OF YOU!!!!!


Second.. what's all this rubbish with the piccies.... a pathetic attempt to turn this thread into a 'long' therefore 'classic' thread. Pathetic!

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Rubbish, How very dare you!!