Anyone else pissed as farts??

[elbowpatches]

Really sad I know but I'm pissed and it's Friday and I'm bored and clubs in Cambridge are shit and I'm not tired so I'm here catching up on news cos haven't been on here for ages. And I've got very poor use of connectives and grammar.

 

[Beefy]

Yes,good nioght?

 

[Turkey]

HOLA!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

WAHAY MON!

I'M NOT EVEN FTRUNK YET! feck

Getting there

Yo le soy Turkey, bastante bien condestino Londres! ALA PISTACHIO!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah the berk is hammered and sadly on the net grrrrrrr!

 

[fatboy]

Oh dear.

 

[Turkey]

BERKSHIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I can see we;re gonna have to do a lot of editing tomorrow mornin!

Oh f*** it!

Hi Berkshire!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah had a good night although the ex was out and tried to piss me off bloody bitch.

 

[berkshire seagull]

You lot love me rearly

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Don't let her spoil your night, just be your old Berkshire self like you do and enjoy yourself, to her and make her see what she's missing out son

 

[berkshire seagull]

Fuc-ing woman are nothing but trouble and i intend to enjoy myself
Don't want to sound like a lot on here but woman rearly do chew your head up.

 

[Turkey]

I just did a very smelly and loud fart.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Matt Brunning's right fist

 

[fatboy]

GBH.

Edited.

Matt will not go to prison again.

 

[Beefy]

Last night was funny.I only just got up so i'm not going to team mad training.

Are danny and turkey there?

mmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[afc womble]

last night we all had too many quiches.

i may become quiche-total.

welsh birds! lol. danny pulled robbie savage

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Not pissed, but had a few last night and am annoyingly feeling really dodgy! How crap is it when that happens? must have had no more than 4 pints and feel like I had 7 or 8. Where's the justice in that?

 

[afc womble]

Not pissed, but had a few last night and am annoyingly feeling really dodgy! How crap is it when that happens? must have had no more than 4 pints and feel like I had 7 or 8. Where's the justice in that?

cruel cruel world!

 

[Safeway]

must have had no more than 4 pints and feel like I had 7 or 8.

Sounds bloody brilliant to me!