He's from Veinticinco de Mayo, in Buenos Aires province, which appears to have a relatively similar climate to Brighton (at least in terms of daily lows, if not highs...): https://weatherspark.com/compare/y/44804~27491/Comparison-of-the-Average-Weather-in-Brighton-and-Veinticinco-de-Mayo
We got him from a club in Ar-gen-ti-na
Where he played left back and his name is Valentin Barco...
B-Ar-C-O Barco...
He walked into the team, now plays on the wing
Now we all love him, and we'd all give him our last Rolo
R-o-l-o Rolo...
For-co-co-co Colo...
Co-co-co-co Colo...