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What a goofy-looking weirdo...! (and who's that guy in the hat and glasses next to him?)

Bad eggs Sour milk Crumble* Stuffing** Black hoodie Red nose Bucket of glitter * stadium ** creditors

To be fair to them, there are only so many ways one can design a football stand, but... Won't that big hole in the roof make everyone MOIST when it rains...?

Palace have now submitted plans for a new FanZone...

Common sense, innit...

They're a bot club. An NPC just there to make up the numbers.

"DOUGIE OUT!"...?

Don't forget their* WORLD CLASS ringfence academy. * rented from the Council.

Where's the Zipwire? I pacifically requested a Zipwire. OUT

Really we want to see them knobbing each other.

"Eze and Olise, they are both real class, but sadly for Palace, they're both made out of glass, oh..."

His daughters are now about 30 and 25. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7664917/susanna-reid-steve-parish-boyfriend-house-daughters/ (from 5 years ago)

It's worth noting that in each of our first 4(FOUR) seasons we had 9 PL wins all season. This season we already have 8, after only 21/38 matches. We'll need to go some to match last season's 18 wins, mind...

Another one! How can you idiots keep spelling his name wrong? He was our manager for years! It's Cris Hughton FFS :facepalm:

I'm not up for fact-checking, but WOW if true: For reference, we've won 28 games in the same period, 13 this season...

"A Tale of Too Shitty"

This: How can anybody look at the football we're playing and wish for (significantly) more? it's BEAUTIFUL.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/premier-league-can-north-korea-take-over-crystal-palace-sports-minister-asked-by-mps/160627 They're already rocking the colours...:shrug:

"Stand of Fail", perhaps.