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Read it again Sim. It IS to the tune of 'Lord of the Dance'. I have no idea why I used the word 'limerick'. I have been paying far too much attention to my work today and not been concentrating properly on what I've posted.

The first, second and fifth, actually. Its known as a 'limerick'.

Dwayne, Dwayne, you really are a mong You've sat at your PC far too long Leave your imaginary world And you might just find a girl Who doesn't turn out to have a dong.

I'm really sorry Les. I don't know what I was thinking. I am going to pay pennance now, by going off and doing some work for about three hours.

And just for balance.. Dimster, wherever you may be Before Millwall, in the JPT We arranged to meet up But you never did show up I guess you couldn't afford the fee

Can anyone have a go? Frank Frank whoever you may be Behind your PC, you're well hard, I see But so sad's your real life That you had to buy a wife Which Dimster seems to find funny

Don't panic Dave. When I say she 'wasn't wearing the outfits', she was wearing something! Not naked or anything.

Before you do anything rash with it, I obviously still have yours also!

I've sat in a real life pub in Southampton, at the same table, as the young lady in question, watching an Albion game, and can confirm that she did not mention you at all. Sorry. *Just for clarification, she was not wearing either specialist outfit.

I really can't imagine what you all see in a girl in her early twenties, with her own cheerleader and nurse outfits?

Bumsuck.

You don't get long for lunch, do you?

Click on 'user cp' at the top of the page, then on 'edit options'. Select 'no' next to 'show users avatars'. Job done. NSC instantly more work friendly, and the pages load faster too.

Have you been borrowing my avatar of Hans, then? It wouldn't bother me in the slightest as I'd never know. I'm on NSC at work and have had avatars turned off for about six months.

I quite like him. He's my favourite racist.:)