so.......well im now single
things didnt go too well......
i decided to go for the so drunk approach.....
never ever use this line.....
babe im so sorry,i was so drunk,i even had too fold it in....
i have never heard a noise like the noise she made while repeatly smacking my head with her...
1.5 years............2.yeah we own a house together.....3.dont know i fell asleep straight after i dumped my glue..............in my defence i have been boshing them out over this bird for a long long time......i knew it would happen one day.
i fxxcked my birds best mate on saturday night, she thinks im acting strangely and i heard her on phone to her best mate saying she thinks i have done something............do i come clean or deny it till my death bed????