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You can now look back on this one Kev and think to yourself, "Did I really write this?" Your posts have improved immeasurably in content, sentence construction and spelling. You've done a lot of growing up in a few months. There are many of us who are glad that we were around for your infant...

Don't get the link. I went to Hove Park many times. When I was a kid it was to play football and in my youth it was to shag. Did they name a school after my leisure centre?

That is the beauty of it, tommy boy. He didn't try to be funny with his original piece.

You're catching on Northstander. I've been wandering around town today with a broad grin on my face. Just picture a sixty year old guy, with a false leg, up a ladder, deliberately flicking white paint at Kev and his mum with a paint brush. :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol...

Kev's not!

If the pond does freeze over, Kev, don't carve the words. You can write them with your piss, and if the words are in Kelly's handwriting we will know that there has been a happy ending to another story.

Kev. You forgot to tell us how you moved out of there, pretty damn quick, when you saw the notice saying that unruly children would be sold as slaves.

Why? Was it Virgin Coke? You tell Scott's dad. The landlord will have another customer. It's his favourite tipple.

No! No! Kev, please don't stop. You carry on. You're doing a great job. Surely you are holding out on us. Something else must have happened. Let's have all of memories of the day. Start with the journey there; let's hear about the weather; what your mum drank in the pub, what you drank, etc.

Buzza. These two stand out a mile when they're at Withdean. Scott sits on his arse, like us all, but Kev is on his head. I am so pleased that more people are being alerted to this classic. Gems like this are even better than ones like what Ernie Wise wrote. Buzz, did you finally get off to...

And there was Kev thinking that the ducks were after the food he had thrown when they kept plunging their heads under the water.

Oh Buz. This one is a classic. You can go to any segment of the ramblings and just burst out laughing. Who needs 'Only Fools and Horses' when you have Kev. Oh! I'm off again.

Oh! Don't start me off again, Buzza. :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

Re: Re: me and my mum nimby village visit. No. They didn't, but who bloody cares. I'm still laughing. I keep reading it over and over and over again. I'm splitting my sides. Kev is a natural comedian. Put him on the stage B & R.

At first I couldn't believe what I was reading. I felt like saying, "Close your mouth for a second, Kev, and let your arse breathe". Then I read it again and I can't stop laughing. I've got a spate of the giggles. If ever I'm down in the dumps I'm going to come back to this one. "we went back...