Sorry to shamelessly bounce this, but can this thread can into NSC Gold, please? I don't normally laugh out loud at many threads, but this one really does deserve a good suck on the comedy pipe. :smokin:
Of course, there is the possibility that Hineyette was fibbing. Now that would be funny.
Hiney: Now, Soph. What actually happened?
Sophie: Right, Dad, she came up to me, right, and she called me a bitch, right, so I called her a slag, right, cos she is a f***ing minger. D'ya know wot I mean...
Any claret? Spat out teeth? High-pitched screaming 'YOU SLAAAAAAG'? Did your missus have to borrow her neighbours' rings? Dammit, man, what's happening?
Just as well it's from Southampton. They'd cover it in depth, with post-brawl interviews before the brief snippets from the Brighton mud-wrestling match.