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Sorry but I've TREATED myself to a read of this thread and concluded that it's GOLD. :drink:

I'll get mine out the way now if that's alright. A bloke walks into a DELI and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Prawn and lettuce on granary: £1.50 Meat feast on Italian £2.50 add 50p to all prices for specialist breads. Checking his wallet he finds one single tenner, he walks up...