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"Maureeeen, there's some bloke here with a woman on an ass, says have we got any room?...didn't that couple move out of the stable this morning, I'll give them that shall I?"

:D Be sure to wear your best ruff, doublet and hose, good cuz. I hear the whoring's good in Eastcheap these days...

Hey Tooting, you coming to The Globe this Saturday? I heard the Bard's got a new one, Hamlet or something? Meet you in Ye Hogshead Inne, by the ducking stool at noon...

f*** off Timbo, the geezers just got himself into NSC Gold!

You can't blame him for choosing Boleyn...personally I think he'll regret it as he should have chosen Seymour, but Henry's a lazy bugger and her hand has 6 fingers you know...???

Anyone else heard about this Gavrilo Princep chappie of 'The Black Hand' killing the Archduke Ferdinand? I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, it will all blow over by the time the Albion play Old Claptonians on Saturday...

How do you think the England team will get on in the summer? I reckon with Bobby Moore as captain, Bobby Charlton banging in the goals and home advantage we'll have a decent chance of winning this World Cup...

Bloody hell, JR's been shot!! :ohmy: