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The fact that Tony allowed this sub to happen would have me cancelling his ticket to Lake Garda if I were on the Lewes board. Absolute embarrassment. Bring on next season.

I'm not as sorry to see him go as you it seems. You're right it has been very entertaining, but also massively inconsistent. My main gripe with him is that I genuinely think that he should have got more out of the Tanner/Maloney/Razz/JT team though.

Coming from someone who's been to literally every single ground in the world, that's saying something.

Credit to Lewes for putting on £2.50 pints on Tuesday night after the match was shitcanned. I thought the pitch looked fine, and the rain was light but what do I know.

f***ing SHIT write up. HOW MUCH WAS THE BOVRIL?!?

@keaton You doing Horsham on Tues? My informant at the Pan today is expecting us to get steamrollered.

Yeah they just scoop it straight out of the vat of gravy.

Looking forward to this write up, particularly given the utter allergic reaction that this Rooks team gets any time they take a lead.

I think you might save a quid if you do, but you'll be fine paying on the gate

Got over 1100 for the FC Oslo match back in November - maybe slightly more tonight?

Absolutely THE place to be tonight. Tails are up after a very good win at the Camping World Community Arena or whatever it's called at the weekend, and we seem to be imperious in Europe. Win tonight and Lewes are in the final knockout stages! Meaning Easyjet can commence their surge pricing for...

Yeah it's fantastic isn't it. The Fort Road Cafe just outside the ground is amazing as well. Haven't been for ages

Site of the greatest save I've ever seen in the flesh, against your mob back in 2020. Lovely ground, and decent pub/kebab selection between there and Three Bridges!

@stewart12 Do you put pepper in your bovril? I'm a big fan of the Steyning ground, especially in the lighter months when you get that lovely view of the hills ascending away. Plus it's great to be able to jump on a 2 directly back to Chez MBH.

Oh also forgot to say that Hashtag had Greg Halford playing for them.

Just back. Deserved 3 points but we almost contrived to throw it away twice. Penney looked way off the pace but Kalvin was excellent, and Whelpdale is just too good for this level. 3 home matches out of the next 4 and we should be aiming to be firmly in the playoffs in a month, IMO. Burger...

I'm off to f***ing Basildon tonight to watch the Rooks at Hashtag United in probably sub zero temperatures. FOR MY SINS.

Lucas Pattenden is a sublime footballer

I was gonna say that you've set the bar high in terms of reporting; are you going to go into that level of detail for each ground!?

Their No.7 was Lucas Pattenden of THAT Littlehampton front 3 fame (better than Messi, Suarez & Neymar IMO). Deserved Rooks win today, we pressured very well before nabbing the goal. Beer delicious as ever.