It started up in the high 8's I agree, and may well have peaked in the low 9's with the Bloom rant, but I lost faith in it towards the end and the final line seemed a little too contrived for my liking. It may grow on me but I can't place it among the all time greats where Uncle Spielberg...
7.2
Would have been a higher score but marks deducted for use of the word flounce in the actual flounce itself. Not a bad effort for mid-morning though.