You Telling Me To Toddle Off? Just Because You've Got Nothing Better To Do. Remind Me Again How Long You've Been Stuck In Front Of Your PC Today. Where's All Your Imaginary Friends? What About Your Career? You Weren't Fibbing About Those Were You? Your Bullying Has Backfired Big Time. We Now...
No. I Can Trade Insults. All You Can Do Is Sit In Front Of Cillit Bang Adverts Wishing You Were Barry Scott And Removing Wotsit Crumbs From Your Foreskin Because All You Do All Day Is Eat Crisps And Wank.
You Really Can't Even Talk The Talk Let Alone Walk The Walk
Crap In Your Job, Crap In Love, Crap On This Board. Yes, You Really Are Amazing.
Ladies And Gentlemen I Give You Crapman!
No Offence Mate, But I Tend Not To Meet People Who Have A Bullying Streak. They Make Me Feel Uncomfortable, Which Is Why I'm Busy Owning Nipple.
Actually I've Just Realised It's "Nibble", Not "Nipple"! However I Think I'll Stick To "Nipple" As It Seems More Appropriate Because He Is A Bit Of...
Jesus Nipple, You Sound Like A Right GayBoy.
Do You Have A Sticker In The Rear Window Of Your Hillman Imp That Says "My Other Job Is TrolleyWally At Asda"?
Yes You Have, And That You Would "Stove My Head In". Well I Must Admit To Being Quite Trembly With Fear Now You Plastic Chelsea Supporting, Office Cleaning Simpleton.
And A Word Of Advice. Perhaps You Should Hold Back On The Pies If You Want Hollywood To Call Anytime Soon.