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I missed that one. Or are you calling me a Nazi? Damn, my cover has been blown!

It's just a bit of fun. Some of the replies have made me laugh. :thumbsup:

Excellent post. Almost certain to trigger sneering from certain hard-of-thinking folk ??? :lolol:

Yeah..... I added one. Call me fickle. I have been called worse. **** several times :wink:

Any more of that and I'm off.

Lovely this time of year ???

Did you hear the one about..... Sorry, I can't go on. Moisturize me!

Your spears? Wow. On Sainsbury prices I got about £200 worth out of my patch last year. Plus almost £5 worth of potatoes. Guess which was the most effort?

No spears yet, mate. But it's all lovely out there.... PS you nd I are definitely in the 10 category :lolol:

Well, I'm certainly not 'in the know' but . . . hang on....I was just pondering Gerry Fell (ah, what a winger), and noting that Tom the Cat would disapprove of the spelling of Gerry, while expecting heavy rain, here, then I realized I'd snagged my stockings while dismounting off my sex-dwarf...

Bang 3 minus 1 rights. I'll get my coat. See you on another thread in a couple of minutes. I have something important to say there, I .... expect :thumbsup: :lolol:

Also, 14, the woman: the one who can't be arsed to identify as a woman in the expectation it would trigger a tsunami of embarrassing old bollocks from middle aged blokes who know they ought to know better, but don't.

or "which one of those do you imagine in your, frankly, half-built and badly furnished, mind do you imagine or hope is you?"

That's mostly bollocks. I know several moderators/owner and they are all lovely. I picked five that I feel reflect my own contribution: 2, 3, 7, 9,10 and 12, With first port of call, 2.