If we're talking dunking with a hot drink (and we should be) then the only real winner, as any Aussie living here, or any Brit who has lived Down Under should be able to tell you is the TIM TAM.
Because then, you can do the Tim Tam Slam.
https://www.wikihow.com/Do-the-Tim-Tam-Slam
You see the issue here is BRANDING.
You have essentially decided to call yourself a cake.
Even the wokeiest snowflake knows you can't have your cake (geddit :lol: ) AND eat it. You have to pick a team. If I were to change my name to Guinness Boy or Girl it would be very Brighton indeed, but...
I can’t really post loads of anti-VAR rants and plead for consistency in refereeing and then claim that I want a f**king CAKE in a biscuit competition.
Without rules and structure someone could nominate a VICTORIA SPONGE.
:facepalm: