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[Humour] Limericks Are Fun
A piss-taking red-and-blue bore Fell again and again to the floor He howled he'd been fouled But the ref only scowled And called him a gravity whore I'll take requests (including to shut up)- Midget
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[Humour] Limericks Are Fun
A soft-spoken Aussie called Ange Was so chilled people thought he smoked gange He said "nah, what I do, mate, I like a good brew, mate, I also get plenty of flange"- Midget
- Post #68
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[Humour] Limericks Are Fun
A fiery young guy called Roberto Had his team playing like a concerto "We play out from the back And go all-out attack And my wingers, I like to invert, no?"- Midget
- Post #66
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[Humour] Limericks Are Fun
There once was a geezer named Poch Whose players had him by the crotch They signed for 8 years Then sat back and drank beers And all he could do was just watch- Midget
- Post #65
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[Humour] Limericks Are Fun
There once was an up-himself prick Who gave the officials some stick As he got more irate Their sarnies they ate Which made him look more of a dick- Midget
- Post #64
- Forum: The Big Board