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A lady called Dorothy Martin, Let rip from her centre partin, You could tell from the smell, She's not very well, The fanny, not bum, did the fartin.

The athlete Semenya Caster Don't know if she's Miss or a Master Absolutely no doubt, When running about, Testosterone makes her go faster.

Half the fellas from Brighton, Think kissin men's exitin, Their favourite stunt, Treat an arse like a ****, And pray that they might get a tight'un.

There was a young lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling, She laid on her back, Opened her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling.

Anyone remember limericks. Comedians used to use them in the days of variety and they were also a little risqué but fun. How about we do some limericks just for a laugh. Here's a rather tame Albion one to hopefully get us going. There's probably no disputin, That manager Christopher Hughton...