Recent content by US Seagull

Many years ago, I worked, very briefly, as a cleaner at Varndean (everybody should clean a toilet for a living at least once in their life), and the head caretaker there was complaining that the previous occupant of his house had not only taken the light bulbs but had hacked up the bottom of the...

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When you see video of them, it's extremely obvious that they are dogs. Due to them behaving like, well, dogs. It's possible they were just in witness protection from South Dakota governor Kristi Noem Edit: here's some video I found:

I do. My family are still there.

Right, that's the inconvenience! Travel 3,700 miles and then have the cheek to charge me £1?

£1? Yeah, F that. It's not the amount, it's the whole inconvenience of having to pay.

Buckle up. Stormy is expected to be the second witness today...

Nope. There is no such restriction. He wouldn't even be the first candidate to run from jail. Look up Eugene V. Debs.

At this point, he is pretty much daring the judge to put him in jail for the night. He wants to be a martyr

Never doubted it, De Zerbi in. Any previous posts that might have expressed any doubt were clearly the work of hackers stealing my login.

Emery wasted no time running off down the tunnel. Tw*t

A first home win over Villa in 44 years! I'd take that

If you need some shithousery to see the game out, Barco could well be the man you need

Getting a bit bad tempered these villa lads