Recent content by Me and my Monkey

This is what I'll be wearing...

And I'd happily join the BloomenStasi to help round the buggers up.

It's not weird at all, it'll be just to demonstrate it was an amicable parting of ways, and no hard feelings. Surely? Why are some people so determined to read more into it than that?

I thought you probably didn't. *did

Brilliant rant, that's cheered me up no end!

Odd, isn't it? I met only decent Newcastle fans when I've been up there, but the arrogant twattery I've encountered at the Etihad has been some of the worst. I guess it's who you bump into on the day.

Germany give Israel 8 points. Probably don't want to be accused of being antisemitic.

Phew, we've overtaken Israel!

Eurovision never fails to baffle me...

My ears hurt.

Oh, the drama!

Lene Lovich!

This is dull.

Oh, saucy!